The Breadbrother ([info]egometry) wrote,
@ 2007-10-01 10:25:00
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Current location:OMG. The O means "Office".

Spawesome.
When something is something we know, but from space, you replace the first sound with sp-.

Guns in space? Spuns.

Whores in space? Spores.

Spumoni in space? Spumoni.

This is a True Fact.

So, when you get a virus from space? When a meteor comes down and infects innocent people and death comes to all?

Why, that's Spaids.


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[info]greenpat
2007-10-01 03:42 pm UTC (link)
Spegometry?

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[info]neoguardian
2007-10-01 04:32 pm UTC (link)
Vampires in space? Spampires?

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[info]etir
2007-10-01 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Savages from space would shoot sparrows.

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[info]egometry
2007-10-01 07:50 pm UTC (link)
You mean Spavages?

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[info]etir
2007-10-02 06:32 am UTC (link)
True. Spavages shoot Sparrows.

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[info]ceramicpig
2007-10-01 07:46 pm UTC (link)
So I guess spaceships should simply be called "spips" from now on.

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[info]halfassured
2007-10-02 03:31 am UTC (link)
Your livejournal sucks.

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[info]egometry
2007-10-02 06:42 am UTC (link)
:(

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[info]evilbob23
2007-10-02 06:00 am UTC (link)
So a race in space...

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[info]egometry
2007-10-02 06:42 am UTC (link)
IS LIKE DIVIDING BY ZERO.

Alternately it's a "space race", by the "rhyming is cool" exception.

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[info]evilbob23
2007-10-02 04:47 pm UTC (link)
rhyming's pretty cool
but is twice as impressive
when in a haiku

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[info]egometry
2007-10-03 06:29 pm UTC (link)
There once was a spude called Grue,
Who was assaulted with a haiku.
And although it rhymed
And was properly timed
it should've been a "spaiku"

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[info]thirdvigilante
2007-10-05 05:10 am UTC (link)
Wow... nerds... it's so beautiful...

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[info]egometry
2007-10-05 03:16 pm UTC (link)
She's not wearing tape on her glasses, boys! GET HER!

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